Keeping Your Partner Happy Is Good For Your Health

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Science has learned that those who keep their partners happy enjoy a host of health benefits. It just seems like the wise choice all the way around. Consider…
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Stable Finances

Banking becomes less of an adventure for those in happy relationships, marked by notably fewer incidents of frozen accounts, emptied accounts and other mishaps.
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Suspicious Phone Calls

Both sexes in relationships with happy partners enjoyed better telephone experiences, including fewer hangups and wrong numbers.
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Less Paranoia

Both men and women with happy partners experienced reductions in that ‘sense of being followed.’
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Food Tastes Better

Dishes from Beef Stroganoff to Cheesy Nachos taste better without the addition of chemicals like Arsenic and Rat Poison, so often added by unhappy partners. They’re more nutritious, too!
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More Sex

It should be no surprise that men with happy partners reported getting more out of their sex lives…
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Including The Little Things

Mm-MM. Lollipops!
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The Kids Are Less Stressed, Too

Children of happy couples grow up less prone to addictions, long prison sentences and homelessness.
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Concussion Risk

Men with happy partners showed remarkably reduced rates of concussion.
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Fire Hazard

The good health enjoyed by those with happy partners extended to their automobiles, which showed lower repair bills and a dramatic drop in Sudden Vehicle Combustion Syndrome.
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Dog Bite

Men with happy spouses saw their rates of being bitten in the butt by poodles drop to almost zero.
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